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merlin:

It must have felt like they were inventing boners.

There are those who flirt delicately with language, teasing out its subtle nuances; and then there are those who get drunk, say something forward, and make language feel uncomfortable.

The reason language is uncomfortable may be because Ginger Baker’s mastery of the floor tom fill gave it a giant, flirty, pants-destroyingly nuanced boner.

Also, I’m rarely drunk at 4:01 pm PDT on a Monday. But if I were, I’d be very unlikely to have a boner. (Yes, I know for sure. Ask around.)

I don’t know if it’s because I just woke up or maybe because I shotgunned a gravy boat of Robitussin, but I feel “Giant, flirty, pants-destroyingly nuanced boner” might be the most incredible phrase in the English language. It just limps right off the tongue. Fuck “cellar door”, it’s got nothing on this.

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    I don’t know if it’s because I just woke up or maybe because I shotgunned a gravy boat of Robitussin, but I feel “Giant,...
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    The reason language is uncomfortable may be because Ginger Baker’s mastery of the floor tom fill gave it a giant,...
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    If this is the invention...the boner, “Spoonful”
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    There are those who flirt delicately with language, teasing out its subtle nuances; and then there are those who get...

 

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